I Byte Hard
(I’m sitting on the couch when a toll-free number calls. I’m pretty sure it’s a scammer.)
Me: *using a deeper voice than usual* “Speak.”
Scammer: “I am calling from technical support for your computer.”
Me: “We don’t have that. I ate it for breakfast.”
Scammer: “Do you have a laptop?”
Me: “No. I ate that for dinner.”
Scammer: “I’m sorry for bothering you.”
Me: “You were definitely bothering me.”
(The scammer hung up. I’m kind of impressed how well he took the implication of me eating my computers.)
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?