I Am The King Of Cat Pastries

, , , , | Right | August 5, 2019

Customer: “Do you know if this pastry will be safe for my cats?”

Me: “I honestly don’t know. I wouldn’t risk it, though. It has quite a lot of sugar in it. It might make them ill.”

Customer: *muses* “I’ll let them try it. If they die, I’ll send you the vet bills.” 

(I refused to serve her and — I honestly cannot fathom why — she leaned hard on the display glass and licked the chip and PIN machine. She then called me a demagogue and left.)

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