I Am So (Well)Done With This

, , , , | Right | March 14, 2018

Me: “Hi, welcome to [Hot Dog Stand].”

Customer: “Hi, can I have a well-done hot dog?”

Me: *very nicely* “I’m sorry, but we don’t do that here.”

Customer: “I’m sorry, but I really need a well-done hot dog.”

Me: “All our hot dogs are done the same way. They are boiled in water.”

Customer: “My husband will not stand for a regular hot dog; he needs it well-done.”

(She calls her husband over.)

Customer: “They can’t do a well-done hot dog here.”

Customer’s Husband: “It’s fine, honey.”

Customer: “I’m sorry for all the trouble. I’ll just have a regular hot dog, please.”

Me: “Coming right up.”

Customer: “But can it be well-done?”

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