I Am Lawless
(I started a new job as a receptionist at a local law firm about three months ago. I have had no experience in a law environment prior to this job, and my general understanding of law is that of the average individual. One evening after work, I meet up with a few friends for drinks. One of them starts talking about her ongoing issues with her ex-boyfriend.)
Friend: “[My Name], what do you think I should do?”
Me: “Honestly, I think you should have hired an attorney back when he stopped paying his child support. I imagine it will only get worse from here on out.”
Friend: “Yeah, but I can’t afford to hire an attorney. Isn’t there something I can do?”
Me: “I’m sure there is, but what that is, I cannot tell you.”
Friend: “Can’t or won’t?”
Me: *taken aback* “I mean that I do not know the answer.”
Friend: “But you work at a law firm!”
Me: “That doesn’t mean I instantly know anything more about law than you do.”
Friend: “But you’re smart. You’ve certainly picked something up by now?”
Me: “According to that logic, you should book your son’s next check up with someone who works in the maintenance department or the billing department at [Major Hospital].”
Friend: “That’s stupid, though. Why would you think they’d know anything about medicine?”
Everyone Else At The Table: “EXACTLY!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?