I Am Become Cat, The Destroyer Of Worlds

, , , , , | Friendly | August 18, 2019

Friend: “I don’t understand why your cat’s nickname is Demon Kitten. She’s never been anything but sweet every time I see her.”

Me: “She is sweet. She’s also a crazy devil creature whose greatest joy in life is to sow destruction wherever she treads.”

Friend: “So, she’s a normal kitten.”

Me: “Yup, a perfectly normal kitten. Though she did decapitate an angel once.”

(She was so proud of herself for knocking that figurine off the shelf.)

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