I Always Feel Like Somebody’s Watching Me Log In

Me: “Thanks for calling [company]. This is [My Name], how may I help you?”

Customer: “When I try to change my password, I’m typing and it’s just making stars.”

Me: “Okay… that’s normal. It’s a security feature to prevent someone standing behind you from seeing what you’re typing.”

Customer: “But there’s no one standing behind me…”

Me: “…”