I Also Have A DeLorean, A Police Box, A Firefly, And A 1967 Impala

I am sitting in my bedroom with my wife when I get a call that says, “Spam Risk,” so I answer it, and it is a typical car warranty scam.

Caller: “Hello, my name is [Caller]. What is the make and model of your car?”

Me: “I have a 1927 Model T.”

Caller: “Do you have a more modern vehicle that might qualify for a warranty?”

Me: “I have an NCC-1701-D.”

Caller: “I’m sorry, what was that?”

Me: “I know it’s a scam! Stop calling me, jerks!”

*Click*