Husbands In A Half-Shell

(I am a blind female. I am wearing a bright blue shirt with a bright green tank top underneath it to work. My husband and I work together. By the end of the day, I realize that they don’t go together at all.)

Me: “Hon, this outfit is really not cute at all. Why did you even let me leave the house in it?”

Husband: *very matter of fact* “Well, it kind of reminded me of Leonardo from the Ninja Turtles. I thought, well, Leonardo’s pretty cool.”