Hunting Wild Mushroom
(My sister and I to go to a popular diner. It’s primarily a burger place, but I don’t eat red meat, so I’m careful about reading if I can replace beef patties with veggie patties, etc. The waiter comes to take my order.)
Me: “Can I please have the mushroom burger?”
Waiter: “You know that burger has no meat, right?”
Me: “Yup, that’s why I’m getting it. That will be all for me, thanks.”
(The waiter moves down the table and my sister turns to me with a look of confusion.)
Sister: “Wait, but mushrooms are a meat!”
Me: “I’m sorry, what did you say?”
Sister: “Mushrooms are a meat!”
Me: “No. No, they are not.”
Sister: “If they’re not meat, then what are they?”
Me: “A fungus?”
(My sister sits for a minute, thinking, while I and the other girls who heard her stare at her in confusion.)
Sister: “Oh, yeah. They are a fungus, aren’t they?”
(Turns out she briefly thought mushrooms were an animal, and she thought I was breaking my four-year-long pescatarian diet.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?