Humor As Sharp As A Razor

| Cincinnati, OH, USA | Romantic | August 20, 2012

(I am working a late night at a paint and body shop. We have just finished painting a car and I have to scrape the windows in a few places where the paint sprayed a bit further than it should have. I call the local auto parts store to order some razor blades.)

Me: “Hi, I would like to order some razor blades, please.”

Guy on the phone: “Did you want plastic or metal razors?”

Me: “Who the h*** uses plastic razor blades?!”

Guy on the phone: *without missing a beat* “I’m not sure, miss. Maybe it’s Little Tykes for Emo Kids.”

(I knew at that point I didn’t want the order delivered, I had to meet the man with the same sick twisted sense of humor that I have. We have been married for a year now with our first child on the way!)

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