Their Humanity Is Not Up To The Mark
(I have a stork bite [red birthmark] on my forehead and down the side of my nose. I’m working the check-out, and am ringing up an older gentleman. Everything is going fine until…)
Customer: “You have something on your face.”
Me: “Oh, you mean my birthmark?”
(The man thinks for a bit, then leans right in and pokes me hard on my forehead.)
Customer: “That’s where God said, ‘I.’” *pokes me hard* “’Hate.’” *pokes me hard again* “’You.’” *pokes me hard one last time*
(The man then happily grabbed his purchase and walked out. I was too stunned to say anything.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?