Unfiltered Story #67142

(BACKGROUND: Double hamburger is $1.00, double cheeseburger is closer to $2.00)

CUSTOMER: Yeah, I’d like a double cheeseburger

ME: (rings it up) Anything else today?

CUSTOMER: Yeah, I’d like the cheeseburger to be without cheese.

ME: (switches it to double hamburger, almost half the price.) Anything else?

CUSTOMER: No, I don’t want the double hamburger, I want the double cheese.

ME: (switches it back)

CUSTOMER: but without cheese

ME: Sir, the double cheeseburger is more expensive than the double hamburger, so if you don’t want cheese, it is cheaper to get the double hamburger.

CUSTOMER: I want the double cheeseburger

ME: Without cheese?

CUSTOMER: yes

ME: okay…

(LATER)

MANAGER: Why didn’t you ring that guy up double hamburger. It’s cheaper.

ME: That’s what he wanted.