HTMLarceny
Clients From Hell, Criminal & Illegal, Impossible Demands, Stupid, USA, Web Developer | Right
| September 7, 2026
I had a potential web developer client send me their competitor’s site.
Client: “I want you to take this exact same site but change the color scheme and logo and put it back up as my site.”
I am trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, or give him an out, by asking:
Me: “So, you want something similar to that site?”
Client: “No, not similar. I want this site.”
Me: “Uh, well I can’t really—”
Client: “—And after you’ve put my site up, you need to take theirs down.”
Me: “That’s not really what we do.”
Client: “Ugh! That’s what the last guys said! I don’t think you web developers are all that you’re cracked up to be…”






