Howard Hughes Goes Shopping, Part 2
Me: “Hi, can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, I want to know if these clothes will fit.”
Me: “Sure, our fitting room is right over there.”
Customer: “No, I don’t want to try them on. I want to know if they will fit.”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but unless you try them on, I can’t say if they will fit or not.”
Customer: “I do not try on clothes in-store because they have other people’s cells in them. I do not want to touch other people’s cells. My neighbor had diseases and I burned his house down, and the guy at the 7-11 is sick so I don’t go in there no more!”
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