How You Get Frown Lines In The First Place
Convention | Working | May 11, 2013
(I’m browsing booths at an exposition and see one advertising massages. I go over.)
Me: “Hi. What are your rates?”
Worker: “Well, we have a ten-minute massage for eight dollars.”
Me: “Thanks. I’ll be back later once I’ve—”
Worker: “But we have spray tabs for real cheap!”
Me: “I’m more interested in the—”
Worker: “And Botox! We can fix your face!”
(I left and never came back.)
