How You Get Frown Lines In The First Place

(I’m browsing booths at an exposition and see one advertising massages. I go over.)

Me: “Hi. What are your rates?”

Worker: “Well, we have a ten-minute massage for eight dollars.”

Me: “Thanks. I’ll be back later once I’ve—”

Worker: “But we have spray tabs for real cheap!”

Me: “I’m more interested in the—”

Worker: “And Botox! We can fix your face!”
 
(I left and never came back.)