How Wude!
(My sister and I are watching “Attack of the Clones” in the den. She starts doing something weird with her hands.)
Me: “What the… Are you making the jerking-off motion?”
Sister: “What?! No! I wouldn’t do that!”
Me: “I know, but that’s what it looks like you’re doing.”
(Jar Jar Binks suddenly appears onscreen and starts shrieking.)
Me: “Now you can make the jerking-off motion.”
(My sister started to choke on her popcorn.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?