How We Met: Rated R

(We are at home and talking about our children. The subject comes to the change in technology and games we played.)

Wife: “It would be cool when they are older, we can tell them all our stories of what we did when we were younger.”

Me: “Not all of our stories. We have had some wild times.”

Wife: “No, nice ones, like how we met.”

Me: “I’m not telling them that!”

Wife: “What, why? I love how we met. I was out with my sister, you with your brother.”

Me: “I got so drunk I had to sleep in a cupboard as ‘Uncle’ [Name] locked me out of the house, but not before spending most of that day naked.”

Wife: “Maybe I’ll tell my version of that story.”