How Ventriloquists Pee

| Friendly | March 7, 2017

(My company shares a one-stall toilet with the office next door. It is usually locked from the outside when not in use and each company has one key each. I’m inside the toilet when I hear the sound of someone trying to unlock the door outside.)

Me: “Hey!”

Neighbour: “Sorry.” *pause* “Are you in there?”

Me: “…”

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