How Ventriloquists Pee
(My company shares a one-stall toilet with the office next door. It is usually locked from the outside when not in use and each company has one key each. I’m inside the toilet when I hear the sound of someone trying to unlock the door outside.)
Me: “Hey!”
Neighbour: “Sorry.” *pause* “Are you in there?”
Me: “…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?