Toy-tally Inappropriate

(My boyfriend teaches grades four and five and seven and eight. We’re discussing how different it is teaching these two different age groups.)

Boyfriend: “The fourth and fifth year students are such a pain in the a** sometimes… not so much the seventh and eighth year students.”

Me: “Well, they’re a different kind of pain in the a**.”

Boyfriend: “They’re a pleasurable pain in the a**. Fourth and fifth years students are like broom handles, seventh and eighth year students are more like d*****.”

Me: *laughing uncontrollably* “You just called your students d*****!”