How To Win The War Against Telemarketers, Part 18

(Our secretary is quite good at recognizing telemarketers.)

Telemarketer: “I need to talk to your CEO.”

Secretary: “What is this about?”

Telemarketer: “It’s a personal matter. Just put me through.”

Secretary: “Okay, to which one?” *we do actually have two CEOs*

Telemarketer: “…”

(It turned out the call wasn’t that personal after all.)