How To Win The War Against Telemarketers, Part 10
Telemarketing | Working
| November 16, 2015
(I had been getting plagued by Indian telemarketers and decided enough was enough:)
Telemarketer: “Can I speak to [My Name], please?”
Me: “Il n’est pas ici. Quesque vou voulez monsieur?”
Telemarketer: *silence* “Sorry…?”
Me: “Je ne comprende pas, monsieur. Quesque vous voulez?”
Telemarketer: *silence, muttering in background* “What language are you speaking…?”
Me: “Je ne comprende pas, monsieur. Quesque vous voulez?”
Telemarketer: *more muttering* “What…”
Me: “Je ne comprende pas, monsieur. Allez-vous en!” *click*
(I knew those French lessons I took 45 years ago would come in handy someday…)
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