How To Win The War Against Telemarketers, Part 10

| Working | November 16, 2015

(I had been getting plagued by Indian telemarketers and decided enough was enough:)

Telemarketer: “Can I speak to [My Name], please?”

Me: “Il n’est pas ici. Quesque vou voulez monsieur?”

Telemarketer: *silence* “Sorry…?”

Me: “Je ne comprende pas, monsieur. Quesque vous voulez?”

Telemarketer: *silence, muttering in background* “What language are you speaking…?”

Me: “Je ne comprende pas, monsieur. Quesque vous voulez?”

Telemarketer: *more muttering* “What…”

Me: “Je ne comprende pas, monsieur. Allez-vous en!” *click*

(I knew those French lessons I took 45 years ago would come in handy someday…)

 

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