How To Whaize Stupid Children
Customer: “Where can I find ‘wazzzzher blades’?”
Me: “Can you please repeat the item?”
Customer: “YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE ‘WAZZZZHER BLADES’ ARE? You’re f****** useless. You shouldn’t work at a hardware store.”
(Later, he came up to ring out with razor blades.)
Customer: “Here. For future reference, this is a ‘wazzzzher blade.’”
Me: “You mean a razor blade?”
Customer: “In my family, we say, ‘wazzzzher.’ Don’t f****** correct me.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
