How To Train Your Boyfriend
Movie Theater | Romantic
| January 7, 2014
(My friends and I go to see ‘The Desolation of Smaug’ in theaters. One of my friends has brought along his girlfriend.)
Smaug: “I am the King Under the Mountain!”
Thorin: “This is not your kingdom!”
Girlfriend: “Ah, don’t feel bad!” *suggestively* “You can rule my kingdom any time, Benedict Cumberbatch!”
Me: “What?”
Girlfriend: “The dragon. He’s voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch.”
Friend: “It’s okay. That’s one of the rules for dating her. I have to accept that, if she ever has the chance, she’ll leave me for Benedict Cumberbatch. In return, I’m allowed to leave her for Megan Fox. It all works out.”
