How To Sweep Her Off Her Feet

| Romantic | September 24, 2012

(I am having a text conversation with my boyfriend from our separate places of employment. He works in a fast food restaurant.)

Boyfriend: “Hey! It’s lunch time. How’s work?”

Me: “So slow.”

Boyfriend: “We got a new broom at work, so that’s pretty exciting.”

Me: “That’s… thrilling.”

Boyfriend: “Yeah. It is. Lightweight. Great bristle action!”

Me: “Bring it home then. We’ll incorporate it in the bedroom.”

Boyfriend: “I’m a dirty boy. Sweep me up!”

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