Oiled Cuddles
(My boyfriend and I are texting about a movie we’re going to see in about 5 days.)
Boyfriend: “What show times are there?”
Me: “I don’t think the times will be out yet.”
Boyfriend: “Curses!”
Me: “Foiled again!”
Boyfriend: “Oiled again!”
Me: “Soiled again!”
Boyfriend: “Spoiled again!”
Me: “Coiled again!”
Boyfriend: “Toiled again!”
Me: “Boiled again!”
Boyfriend: “Roiled again!”
Me: “Broiled again!”
Boyfriend: “Doiled again!”
Me: “Recoiled again!”
Boyfriend: “Unfoiled again!”
Me: “Charbroiled again!”
Boyfriend: “Embroiled again!”
Me: “Loyaled again!”
Boyfriend: “Royaled again!”
Me: “That was my next one!”
Boyfriend: “Extra cuddles?”
Me: “Okay!”
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