How To Shave Your Relationship, Part 3
(My boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationship. He’s in Alberta, Canada; I’m in Paris. This takes place during a video chat regarding his facial hair. I’m a girl.)
Me: “Please promise you’ll get rid of that goatee before I get back. I think it’s hideous.”
Boyfriend: “Nah, I think it looks great!” *starts rubbing it*
Me: “If you don’t shave it off, I’ll grow my own goatee. See how you like it!”
Boyfriend: “Sweet! We can dye it the same color and have matching goatees!”
Me: “Seriously? … Fine: half pink, half purple. How about that?”
Boyfriend: *gasp* “CAN WE BRAID THEM?!”
Me: “I love you, weirdo.”
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