How To Scam A Scammer, Part 4
(My mom and I did long shifts at the restaurant we worked at, from 10 AM to 9 PM. Around 6:30 PM we received a call from a customer.)
Customer: “Hi, I’m calling in for a complaint.”
Me: “Okay, what’s the problem?”
Customer: “Yeah, I came in this morning and ordered some food, but the guy there, he just PUNCHED me in the face!”
Me: “Wh… you’re saying somebody working here punched you? When?”
Customer: “It was today around noon. The man working there punched me. So can I get some free food? ‘Cause it really hurt. I mean, I could sue you guys.”
Me: *trying really hard not to laugh* “I’m sorry, sir, we can’t do that. My mother and I have been working here since the restaurant opened and I assure you, neither of us have punched you in the face. Also, we only have female employees…”
Customer: “…Oh.” *click*
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