How To Scam A Scammer, Part 3

, , , | | Right | October 26, 2017

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Me: “Good evening. How may I help you?”

Customer: “Yes, I placed a carry-out order there tonight and it’s all f***ed up!”

Me: “Ok, ma’am, I’m sure we can resolve this.”

Customer: “This always happens here.”

Me: “Have you placed a lot of carry-out orders with us within the past few weeks?”

Customer: “Yes, four in the past two weeks, and they were all wrong.”

Me: “Were they expensive items? Such as our 20 oz porterhouse or our foie gras? Or were they cheaper items such as potato skins?”

Customer: “Both. Mostly porterhouse steaks, though. And I want free food to make up for all of this, and I want it delivered.”

Me: “Well, ma’am, I’d be happy to do that.”

Customer: “You’d better be!”

Me: “May I have your name and address. so I can have these delivered?”

Customer: “[Customer]. My address is [Address].”

Me: “Thank you, ma’am. Just so you know, we have never carried a porterhouse steak, or foie gras. Nor have we had potato skins in the past five years. By the way, we have not done carryout for seven months. And to top it off, the police will soon be heading over to that address that you so graciously gave to me. Undermining a store keeper is a crime in this city. Have a nice night.”


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