How To Ruin Pizza
I work in a large superstore that has a pharmacy inside. Outside of the pharmacists, no one else has any kind of medical certification.
Customer: “What are the differences between these probiotics?”
I start explaining the differences, as listed on the packaging, when he says completely out of the blue:
Customer: “Sometimes I bleed from my butt, what would help with that?”
Me: “…uh, I’m not a doctor. You’ll have to speak to a medical professional.”
Customer: “Are you a pizza girl?”
Me: “Excuse me, sir? What?!”
He then proceeds to promote his pizza business… I couldn’t eat pizza for months and have never/will never order from his establishment.
