How To Ruin Apple Pie
I work at a student-run restaurant; all the servers are students. The kitchen and waiting roles are pretty much divided along male and female students respectively.
Like many restaurants, sadly we have that one weirdo who frequently visits the restaurant specifically to talk to and annoy the female waiters.
Female Waitstaff: *To a male coworker.* “He’s back again. He’s already made a comment implying that my shirt should be tighter.”
Male Waitstaff: “Okay, let me swap out with you.”
The creep’s face dropped when he realised that he would be served by a guy for the rest of his meal.
After experiencing this a couple of times, he tries something new. As one of the female waitstaff is walking past his table:
Creep: “You, I need to send this back.”
He leans forward to give his plate to her, making sure to feel her hand as he does so.
Female Waitstaff: *Feeling repulsed.* “What’s wrong with it.”
Creep: “The apple pie is too cold! The ice cream cooled it down!”
She takes the plate and tells the guys in the kitchen what happened. They microwaved it for five minutes at maximum power and then three burly guys brought it out. The plate has turned into something resembling bubbling soup and they serve it to him with a large spoon.
Burly Waitstaff: “Please let us know if this is hot enough for you.”
All three kept standing around him until he ate the whole thing. He got the message, blew on every spoon and complimented them before settling, paying a small tip and never returning.
