How To Make A Black Widow

| Romantic | March 11, 2015

(My boyfriend is wearing a black undershirt with a small hole in the center of his chest.)

Me: “You look like Tony Stark!”

Boyfriend: *grabs a flashlight and puts it inside his shirt, imitating Tony’s arc reactor* “I am Iron Man! You can be my Pepper Potts!”

Me: “No way! I’m not Gwyneth Paltrow.”

Boyfriend: “Fine, you can be my Natasha Romanov. You are Russian.”

Me: “Does that mean I get to kick your a**?”

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