How To Lose A Wife In 40 Minutes

Customer: “If I bring my wife to this movie, is she gonna like it?”

Me: “Does your wife like R-rated gory horror movies with a tone of despair and a nihilistic ending?”

Customer: “No, she likes rom-coms.”

Me: “Well… there’s your answer.”

He takes his wife into the movie anyway. I see her marching out at around the forty-minute mark. He comes out a few minutes behind her, sighs in the lobby, sees me, and says:

Customer: “Ugh… there’s just no way of knowing what women want these days…”