Sushi Deep-Pan Pizza

(I’m reading, and my boyfriend is playing a video game. I start talking out of nowhere.)

Me: “I wonder what Italian food in Japan tastes like.”

Boyfriend: “WHAT?”

Me: “Well, you know how American Italian food is mostly invented in America? It doesn’t exist in Italy, and is just supposed to appeal to Americans. Wouldn’t it be the same elsewhere? So I wonder what Japanese Italian food is like.”

Boyfriend: “…”

Me: “Also, I wonder, do they go out for American food? And, would Americans even recognize the stuff they have in those restaurants? Or would we go there, and wonder why they think we eat stuff like this all the time?”

Boyfriend: “…”

Me: “WHAT?”

Boyfriend: “No normal person would wonder those things!”