How To Headshot The Mood

(I’m watching a movie with a guy I like. He has his arm around me, and we’re cuddling.)

Guy: “You know what’s great?”

Me: “What?”

Guy: “That we can just sit here like this…”

(Right as I am about to say something about how cute that is, he continues.)

Guy: “…and that Modern Warfare 3 comes out tomorrow.”

Me: *speechless*

Guy: “Actually, Modern Warfare 3 is way more exciting.”