How To Get Yourself Crucified
(My nineteen-year-old daughter is home for Easter. After church, she’s talking to the pastor about what is nice about coming home for holidays.)
Pastor: “But we all know the best reason for Easter.”
Daughter: “Real food and peeps?”
(The Pastor stares blankly.)
Daughter: “Uh… or Jesus returning from the dead?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?