How To Get Yourself Crucified

, , , , , | Related | April 16, 2012

(My nineteen-year-old daughter is home for Easter. After church, she’s talking to the pastor about what is nice about coming home for holidays.)

Pastor: “But we all know the best reason for Easter.”

Daughter: “Real food and peeps?”

(The Pastor stares blankly.)

Daughter: “Uh… or Jesus returning from the dead?”

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