How To Get Super Sharp Eyeliner

I work for a superstore. I’m at the customer service desk and take a customer call.

Caller: “I want a refund! Your ‘Sharpie’ eyeliner won’t come off!”

Me: “What brand of eyeliner was that?”

Caller: “Sharpie! You need to take care of this! I’ll be in the store in thirty minutes, and it had better be fixed!” *Click*

I tell a coworker, who is curious since I look so confused.

Coworker: “Wow. I was about to go on break, but I want to wait half an hour to see if she really comes in with black Sharpie all over her face.”

Sadly… she did.