How To Get Face-Booked And Arrested

| Sacramento, CA, USA | Friendly | June 11, 2015

(I am sitting at home one night on Facebook. At this time, Facebook chat would display only the names of the people who were online and when that list changed, it would suddenly shift some of the names up or down. My friend’s boyfriend is online and due to these shifting names has accidentally clicked on my name instead of another one of his friends.)

Friend’s Boyfriend: “Dude! I got the blue version!”

Friend’s Boyfriend: “Oops, wrong person.”

(The next night, I see him online and select his name.)

Me: “Dude! I got the crack; did you find some cheap hookers?”

(Pause.)

Me: “Oops, wrong person.”

Friend’s Boyfriend: “Hahahahahahahaha!”

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