How To Get Ahead In Pregnancy

| Romantic | November 28, 2013

(My boyfriend and I are in bed, having silly talks as we’re both over-tired. He sticks his head under my shirt, and I go to put my hand on his head.)

Me: “Hmm, I wonder if this is what it’s like to be pregnant.”

Boyfriend: *laughing* “It’s exactly what it’s like! Let me demonstrate!”

(My boyfriend starts nibbling on my stomach.)

Me: “Ahh! You’re going to eat all of my food!”

Boyfriend: “Because I’m a baby! Om nom nom!”

(My boyfriend pulls out from under my shirt.)

Boyfriend: “And that is exactly what it’s like to be pregnant. Can I demonstrate again?”

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