How To Get A Man’s Attention

| Romantic | September 27, 2013

(My fiancé watches a lot of shows on his computer when I’m watching something he doesn’t like on TV, so he always has his ear buds in. A commercial comes on TV, so I try to talk to him.)

Me: “Hey! Hey you!” *no response* “Hey! I love you!” *no response* “I’m gonna throw something at you!” *no response* “I can’t believe you can’t hear me!” *no response* “I have to poop.”

Fiancé: *pulls out his ear bud* “Did you just say you have to poop?”

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