How To Fry Their Canadian Bacon
(I’m a European immigrant: I don’t necessarily look foreign, as I’ve been told by some… But I sound foreign. While serving an older customer:)
Customer: “And what race are you?”
Me: “I’m from the human race, ma’am.”
Customer: “Well, of course? I mean what “race” are you?”
Me: “There are no race among humans, ma’am. If you want to know my phenotype, I’m Caucasian, like you.”
Customer: “I’m a proud Canadian!”
Me: “That’s your nationality, ma’am.”
Customer: “Well, uh, I’m never shopping here again!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
