How To Dream-Train Your Dragon

(I’ve just woken up, and my obviously mostly-asleep girlfriend rolls over and starts talking to me.)

Girlfriend: “I just dreamed that I was training a dragon to sit on an orange.”

Me: “Uh, wow, that’s some pretty advanced dragon training.”

Girlfriend: “But it wouldn’t sit still long enough…”

Me: “Perhaps you should have started with basic dragon training?”

Girlfriend: “The dragon doesn’t need training.”

Me: “…Then what does it need?”

Girlfriend: “An orange.”

(She then rolled back over and went back to sleep.)