Bordering On Offensive
(I’m going on a trip to Mexico with Friend #1, Friend #1’s parents, and Friend #2. My friends and I are teenagers and Friend #2 is a Canadian citizen. The rest of us are US citizens. All of us are super white. On our way down to the border, we hit a checkpoint in the road. The patrol man asks us standard questions. It’s all fine until…)
Border Patrol: “Now, is everyone here an American citizen?”
Dad: “Well… no.”
Border Patrol: *confused* “No?”
Dad: “[Friend #2] back there is Canadian. We have our passports. Would you like to see?”
Border Patrol: “Canadian?”
Dad: “Yes, we’ve got a Canadian citizen in the back seat. The rest of us are American. Would you like to see our passports?”
Border Patrol: *looking from Dad to [Friend #2] like we’re trying to pull a fast one* “Oh… no… that’ll be fine. Enjoy your visit, folks.”
(He walks away and Dad begins to roll up the window. He doesn’t quite make it before Friend #1 yells out:)
Friend #1: “What do you MEAN ‘we’re at the wrong border’?!”
(Pro-tip: Border patrol has absolutely no sense of humor.)
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