How To Clam Up A Creep
At The Checkout, Editors' Choice, Grocery Store, Harassment, Perfect Comebacks, Revolting, USA | Right
| September 24, 2025
A creepy older guy is at my checkout. I know he chose the checkout with the teenage girl cashier specifically, because there are other lanes that are open, but he chose to wait in line at mine.
He’s buying some oysters, and as I’m scanning them:
Customer: “Y’know, oysters can make a man of any age very virile.” *Winks.*
Me: *Looking at him strangely.* “Whatever you want to do with them is your business, but don’t most people just eat them?”
That shut THAT down before it could escalate!
