How To Cheese Someone Off

(I am about six years old. My mom, brother, and I go to a popular fast food restaurant which is a big treat for us.)

Mom: *to me* “Tell the lady what you would like to eat.”

Me: “I’ll get a kids meal with a cheeseburger, please?”

Employee: “I’m sorry; our kids meals don’t come with cheeseburgers.”

Me: “Okay, I’ll get a kids meal with chicken nugget, then.”

Brother: *to employee* “I’ll get a kids meal with a hamburger?”

Employee: “Would you like cheese on your hamburger?”

Me: “…”