How To Break Breakfast

| Working | January 8, 2016

(My partner and I go into a local cafe which is well known for employing a lot of young students who can be a bit ditzy. He goes to get a table whilst I go to the counter to order breakfast for both of us. After standing for about a minute trying to catch the attention of the girl who is daydreaming right in front of me she finally snaps to and takes my order.)

Me: “I’ll have a pot of tea for two, an orange juice, a tap water, [Breakfast X], and [Breakfast Y].”

Girl: “Do you want those breakfasts on separate plates?”

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