How Spider-woman Goes Shopping
Customer: “Excuse me, where is the exit to the street?”
Me: “Take the escalator down to the first floor and go out any of the doors.”
Customer: “Down? I have to go down? But I came in on this floor.”
Me: “Ma’am, this is the 3rd floor.”
Customer: “But I came in on this floor.”
Me: “That’s impossible; this is the 3rd floor.”
Customer: “Are you sure? I swear I came in on this floor. And you know, the customer is always right. ”
Me: “Unless you scaled the building to get in, I am right on this one.”
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