How Not To Be In The Hole On Your Anniversary

I’m taking orders for the drive-thru, and this man makes an unusual request.

Customer: “Hey, if I order a [Chicken Sandwich], could you cut a hole in the middle for me? It’s for a joke.”

Me: “Let me go check with the kitchen staff.” *Does so* “All right, we can do that; I’ll just ring it up as a special request.”

The man gets his food, and I don’t think much of it. Later, however, the man comes through the drive-thru again and identifies himself as being the man from earlier.

Me: “Oh, I remember you. How did the joke go?”

Customer: “It went well. See, every year, I give my wife a flower for our anniversary, but this year she was insisting, ‘You don’t have to get me a flower. Just get me a [Chicken Sandwich] or something.’ So, I got her a [Chicken Sandwich] and stuck a flower through that hole you cut in it for me!”