How Has He Been Managing For TWO YEARS Like This?!

I run a cash register in the garden section at the local [Retail Chain]. They have a hard rule that we are not allowed to take a credit card that is not signed.

One very busy evening, a man gives me his card which is two years expired and has never been signed. I have to call a manager. We have to wait with a line of at least thirty or more people all getting grouchy.

Finally, a manager shows up.

Manager: “I’m sorry, sir, but we can’t take your card.”

Customer: “Fine! I’ll just write a check, then.”

Manager: “Okay. We’ll need two forms of ID for that.”

The customer handed over his driver’s license and… that outdated credit card.

Nope.

He was not a happy man.