How Deep-Pan Is Your Love?

(My boyfriend and I don’t live together. I’m talking with him on the phone before dinner.)

Me: “So what did you have for lunch?”

Boyfriend: *pause* “Pizza…”

Me: “What are you going to have for dinner?”

Boyfriend: *pauses again* “Pizza…”

Me: “Leftover?”

Boyfriend: “Yup.”

Me: “You sound a little impatient…”

Boyfriend: “Yeah…” *pauses* “I want to eat my pizza.”

Me: *sad tone* “But I haven’t finished talking to you yet.”

Boyfriend: “Pizza…”

Me: “So even leftover pizza’s better than me? I’m less important than your pizza?”

Boyfriend: “Yeah… Hurry up, I want to eat.”

Me: “This is so going on the Internet!”

Boyfriend: “Yeah, okay, bye… Pizza loves you!”