How About We Toilet Paper Your Lawn Instead
(Some landscapers are helping landscape our lawn. I’m also helping them move stuff when my neighbor comes over.)
Neighbor: “Hey, can you guys come over and help clean up some of our lawn?”
Landscaper: “No, we’re busy working over here.”
Neighbor: “It won’t take more than a couple of minutes. Just come in here, replace the grass with their sod, plant some extras; that’s all!”
Landscaper: “You mean redo your landscape?”
Neighbor: “Yeah, it won’t take too long. They’re not gonna notice!”
Landscaper: “I’m pretty sure he’ll notice since he actually lives here and is helping us.” *points at me*
Me: “Hi there!” *waves*
Neighbor: *retreats to her house*
Did you find this story from our Water Your Plants roundup?
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
